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July 26th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; True Story from Houston Medical CenterA man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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July 26th, 2007
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| Milforum Moderator | Well I'd say three.
__________________ The only people I like besides my wife and children are MARINES. Col. Oliver North USMC |
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July 26th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | hahahaha.....
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July 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | 
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July 27th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Good one, tomtom!!! 
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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July 30th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
 God that sucks...
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