True Story from Houston Medical Center

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July 26th, 2007   #1
tomtom22
 
 

True Story from Houston Medical Center info


A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
July 26th, 2007   #2
03USMC
 
 
Well I'd say three.


Sgt. Rafael Peralta ,United States Marine Corps
Company A, 1st Bn, 3rd Marine Regt, 3rd Marine Divison

We will never forget your valor and sacrifice.

Semper Fi !
 
July 26th, 2007   #3
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha.....


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 
July 27th, 2007   #4
Team Infidel
 
 






 
July 27th, 2007   #5
Sevens
 
 
Good one, tomtom!!!


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July 30th, 2007   #6
philam15
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 03USMC
Well I'd say three.
I second that!!

God that sucks...


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