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December 18th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; A True Redneck


Having seen several "redneck" jokes that make Southerners and Applacian folk look ridiculous, I'm proud to forward this one that is so true.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."


You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.


You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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December 19th, 2005   Post 2
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Its official, but then I never had any doubts.
Great find Tom.
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December 19th, 2005   Post 3
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Ya know, I've always been known as a "Redneck" and have had "Redneck Pride".

But I really appreciate that
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December 19th, 2005   Post 4
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That's true.
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December 19th, 2005   Post 5
Missileer
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Got me pegged, I confess. Although I burned the American flag quite a few times but it was at my American Legion post and was done properly.
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December 19th, 2005   Post 6
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Alright im not a redneck!
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December 21st, 2005   Post 7
tielir999
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another awesome post
 
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Quote:
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
that it right there
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October 4th, 2007   Post 9
CrazyLilCajun
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Redneck Proud!!!!!
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