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March 31st, 2007   #1
tomtom22
 
 

Tribulations of smoking info


Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
March 31st, 2007   #2
philam15
 
 
Lol whatever floats her boat...


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April 1st, 2007   #3
Team Infidel
 
 
LOL.....


 
April 1st, 2007   #4
Sevens
 
 
Hehehehe


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April 2nd, 2007   #5
JulesLee
 
 
uhh wouldnt the cig burn teh condums
 
April 4th, 2007   #6
The Other Guy
 
 
not the point.

ehhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww.


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.
 



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