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December 11th, 2004   Post 1
Trevor
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Post; Trevor's lame jokes.


Q: Why did the cookie go see the doctor?

A: Because he was feeling CRUMBY!



Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little BOOGIE in it!



Q: Howcome nobody sees pirate movies anymore?

A: Because they're rated ARRR!
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December 11th, 2004   Post 2
NCdt Steliga
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Gotta love the one liner jokes.
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December 12th, 2004   Post 3
Darcia
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without them where would we be....
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December 12th, 2004   Post 4
dougal
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Prob in a pub trelling decend ones
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December 12th, 2004   Post 5
rotc boy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dougal
Prob in a pub trelling decend ones
right on dougal!
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December 12th, 2004   Post 6
Jason Bourne
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okay so there are these two tomatoes in an oven and one says, "it sure is hot in here" and the other one replies "OH MY GOD A TALKING TOMATO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
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December 12th, 2004   Post 7
rotc boy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Bourne
okay so there are these two tomatoes in an oven and one says, "it sure is hot in here" and the other one replies "OH MY GOD A TALKING TOMATO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
why would you have 2 tomatoes in an oven?
 
December 12th, 2004   Post 8
Jason Bourne
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Quote:
why would you have 2 tomatoes in an oven?

Exactly.
 
December 12th, 2004   Post 9
rotc boy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Bourne
Quote:
why would you have 2 tomatoes in an oven?

Exactly.
lol, you have fun with that
 
October 8th, 2005   Post 10
Topgunjn1
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Holy S*** I don't feel so lame anymore still gets a laugh though.
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