pisses me off.

1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

2. People in the supermarket check out line
who wait until their entire bill is rung up
before they begin writing their check.
Hello...is the store name going to change,
or the date, or your signature before the
clerk finishes? Get a clue!

3. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the damn TV
remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
and change it manually!

4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to
have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!!
What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's
piece of cake instead.

5. When people say..."It's always the last
place you look." No ****!! Why the hell would
you keep looking for it after you've already
found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where
are they??

6. When people say, while watching a movie
.."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid
$7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the
ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.

7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did
ya buddy?

8. When something is "New & Improved," Which
is it? If it's new, there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement then there must
have been something before it!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
if you know how fast you were going. "You should
know, *******. You're the one that pulled me
over!"

Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs
me....

10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that
by annoying other people with stupid mail with
no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or
make your long-lost love fall into your arms.
B******t! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid
chain letter that the computer gods are going to
curse me!! What a crock of ****!!!

By the way, if you send this to 10
people, **** won't happen, and that person you're
in love with won't come crawling to you...so if
you feel this is funny, go on and send it to some
one else, but don't expect one damn thing in return!

Originally Posted by viper2007

How very true...

This was something I used to hang behind my desk, on the wall, of course...

We are the willing
Led by the unknowing
Doing the impossible
For the ungrateful

Thats the motto of the NHS Ambulance Service!

English people who come back from a holliday in Australia, and talk with an Australian accent!
They don't do it when the come back from an Indian holliday!

Originally Posted by Trooper1854

English people who come back from a holliday in Australia, and talk with an Australian accent!
They don't do it when the come back from an Indian holliday!

How about after a Sunday drive at $4.00 a gallon in the U.S?

Of course anyone from the common wealth around here is automatically elevated in social status once they start talking.

Not saying I am not jealous or anything...

Originally Posted by Trooper1854

English people who come back from a holliday in Australia, and talk with an Australian accent!
They don't do it when the come back from an Indian holliday!

You have to remember Australian is an easy language to learn, it has the 5 step learning structure:

1) Replace I with E so Shrimp becomes Shremp.
2) End all first names in O so instead of Dave and Robert you have Davo and Robo.
3) Add extra letter A's to words so instead of Dance and Chance you have Daaance and Chaaance.
4) To get the tone correct talk through your nose.
5) When dealing with things other than peoples names end everything in "ie", so for example you were bitten by a mossie in Aussie while throwing another shremp on the barbie the night Davo came over after the daaance.

Originally Posted by MontyB

You have to remember Australian is an easy language to learn, it has the 5 step learning structure:

1) Replace I with E so Shrimp becomes Shremp.
2) End all first names in O so instead of Dave and Robert you have Davo and Robo.
3) Add extra letter A's to words so instead of Dance and Chance you have Daaance and Chaaance.
4) To get the tone correct talk through your nose.
5) When dealing with things other than peoples names end everything in "ie", so for example you were bitten by a mossie in Aussie while throwing another shremp on the barbie the night Davo came over after the daaance.

very true

Originally Posted by MontyB

You have to remember Australian is an easy language to learn, it has the 5 step learning structure:

1) Replace I with E so Shrimp becomes Shremp.
2) End all first names in O so instead of Dave and Robert you have Davo and Robo.
3) Add extra letter A's to words so instead of Dance and Chance you have Daaance and Chaaance.
4) To get the tone correct talk through your nose.
5) When dealing with things other than peoples names end everything in "ie", so for example you were bitten by a mossie in Aussie while throwing another shremp on the barbie the night Davo came over after the daaance.

Dat rite char remins me ofs my upbringins and my very peeculiar dialects.

Cos' theres allways nother waya skinnins uh cat!

Aighnt lifes a charms?

Originally Posted by hawky94

I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi myself.

Also, some things are general stupidity - a girl once asked me "How do you say Happy Birthday in Europe?" like it was a language...

Ignorance and arrogance, flat-brimmed caps, people who ask if I've ever had tea with The Queen... to which my response usually is "Oh yes, every day me and Her Majesty sit down and have a nice little chat over a cuppa."

I have more... many more... *flips table*.

Actually you have reminded me of my biggest peeve, people that butcher the English language simply because they are too lazy to speak it properly.

An example of what I mean, I was following a mother and her kid through the local supermarket and over heard the mother saying that they only needed "A milk and a chips".

Originally Posted by MontyB

Actually you have reminded me of my biggest peeve, people that butcher the English language simply because they are too lazy to speak it properly.

An example of what I mean, I was following a mother and her kid through the local supermarket and over heard the mother saying that they only needed "A milk and a chips".

Oh , You mean like when I sent an electonic text based message asking a female freind of mine when an event was starting, and I qoute.

"u needz 2 b there b4 430 or u will miss us kbye."