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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | Post; Tough PredicamentI see that Britain is about to ban brooms. No, really: Carpenters and woodworkers have been told not to use brooms to sweep up sawdust because they are considered dangerous under “ridiculous” new health and safety guidelines.I think we can all agree that this is ridiculous, and a fine example of Nanny Gummint run amok. But that’s not the real point. How is Cherie Blair going to get around if brooms are banned?
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| No Chance Outside | Harry Potter will agree that air filters are lousy propulsion systems.
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| Milforum Moderator ![]() | Wow....just Wow!!!!
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| Spam King | Why don't they give these dangerous brooms to the Home Guard to defend the country? Their invasion pikes might be a little rusty by now...
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| Slubberdegullion | Govt probably has a deal worked out where they get a cut of the vacuum's sold, that's why the broom ban perhaps.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Quote:
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| Slubberdegullion | Hopefully many more to add to the 73 Del Boy. |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I dunno about banning brooms, but I wouldn't want to be in that room without lung protection... that dust won't do anything right away, but it's proven to be bad for your lungs in the long run.
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| No Chance Outside | Next we will ban stairs, elevators, cross walks, cars, food... |
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