Topic: Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman's Life Has Changed Since Winning The Masters

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April 15th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman's Life Has Changed Since Winning The Masters


Top Ten Ways Trevor Immelman's Life Has Changed Since Winning The Masters

"I've been elevated from 'Unknown' to 'Obscure'"

"Thanks to the prize money, I no longer have to buy generic root beer"

"Suddenly I don't look so foolish for trademarking 'Immelmania'"

"I'm BFF's with Lauren and Heidi from 'The Hills'"

"President Bush called to congratulate me on winning Wimbledon"

"When my caddy reccomends a club I can say, 'Excuse me, how many Masters have you won?'"

"Invited to Masters Winners Week on 'Jeopardy'"

"I get a lifetime supply of them little pencils"

"Guess who's playing 36 holes with the Pope this weekend?"

"Get to put my arm around Tiger Woods and say, 'Maybe next year'"
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April 15th, 2008   Post 2
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lol.........
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April 16th, 2008   Post 3
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Nice....LOL
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April 16th, 2008   Post 4
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Nice one....
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