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October 8th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Ways to Make the Financial Crisis More FunTop Ten Ways to Make the Financial Crisis More Fun Take a page from President Bush and ignore it When Dow Jones drops more than 800 points, every American gets free mozzarella stix at Applebee's Replace Lehman Brothers with the Wayans Brothers File for bankruptcy three times and the fourth one is free! Invest half your portfolio in liquor, the other half in strippers Goodbye repo men, hello repo monkeys Don't call it a "bailout" or a "rescue," call it a "fun-nancial crisis" Put it all on Ball State and give the 16 points Enjoy blank stare when Katie Couric asks Sarah Palin what "FDIC" stands for Hire O.J. and his goons to steal back your money
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October 8th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | hahahahaha!!!
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October 8th, 2008
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| Milforum Idol | Quote:
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie | |
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October 9th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!! 
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October 9th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | I WANT MY  ING MONEY!!!!!!
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