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June 27th, 2008   Post 1
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Top Ten Ways Kim Jong-Il Can Improve His Image


Only torture dissidents on nights and weekends

Next time Regis is on vacation, co-host with Kelly

Open popular pizza chain "Papa Jong's"

Do a hilarious ventriloquist act on "North Korea's Got Talent"

Figure out a way to get us out of Iraq

Have advisors in Pyongyang come up with new big summer ideas

Come up with new catchphrase, "I'm a bad wittle dictator"

Four words: Tan in a Can

Step 1: break leg. Step 2: win major golf tournament

Improve? Hell, he's more popular than Bush
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June 27th, 2008   Post 2
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haha good ones.
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June 28th, 2008   Post 3
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Funny!!!!
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June 28th, 2008   Post 4
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How about, "buy a step-stool?"
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June 28th, 2008   Post 5
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Hahahaha!!!
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