Topic: Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful | |
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July 30th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More YouthfulTop Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful Campaign in a batsuit Instead of Lincoln, pepper speech with quotes from Broday Jenner Get his Miracle Ear pierced Stop yelling at reporters to get off his lawn Play breakdancing vice principal in "High School Musical 3" Take a page from Jason Giambi and grow a cool moustache Wrestle a gator Change name of "Straight Talk Express" to "J-Dawg's Booty Wagon" Stop promising a Packard in every garage and a goose in every icebox Never hurts to nail a few interns
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July 30th, 2008
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| Slubberdegullion | Hiding the colostomy bag wouldn't be a bad idea either.
__________________   Take arrows in your forehead, but never in your back. - Samurai maxim Last edited by AikiRooster; July 31st, 2008 at 00:45. |
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
__________________ I tried being good, but I got bored...... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. | |
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