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March 26th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten U.S. Airways Excuses


Top Ten U.S. Airways Excuses


Thought it would be fun to shoot empty liquor bottles

Air traffic controller's "Clear to land" misheard as "Squeeze off a round"

Media never reports when plane takes off and pilot's gun doesn't go off

Pilot thought he saw one of them "Cloverfield" Godzillas -- Buy "Cloverfield" on DVD April 22nd

Oh, like you've never fired a weapon onboard a passenger plane before

Don't worry -- His parole officer was in the cockpit

Chillax, bro

This is what happens when you let Dick Cheney fly a plane -- Did you see it coming folks?

If you didn't want gunplay, maybe you should have flown United

Pilot distraught after picking Duke to win it all
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March 27th, 2008   Post 2
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Hahaha....
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March 27th, 2008   Post 3
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Ha



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March 27th, 2008   Post 4
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lol.... very funny
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Post; lol


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