Topic: Top Ten Things Saddam Hussein Would Say If He Were Alive Today

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April 29th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Things Saddam Hussein Would Say If He Were Alive Today


Top Ten Things Saddam Hussein Would Say If He Were Alive Today

"Let me guess -- Bush still hasn't caught Osama"

"Have I missed any big developments in beret technology?"

"I'm not sure I want to live in a world where Star Jones is getting divorced"

"It's nice to see a stable Iraq"

"Free Wesley Snipes!"

"Please tell me Meredith and McDreamy finally got together"

"No number 4 -- writer hiding in spiderhole -- still a reference, people"

"Damn these rope burns -- anyone got a turtleneck?"

"I may have been a brutal dictator, but I kept gas prices under two dollars"

"Compared to Fallujah, Hell ain't too bad"
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April 29th, 2008   Post 2
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Nice list. LOL
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April 30th, 2008   Post 3
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"Damn these rope burns -- anyone got a turtleneck?"

"I may have been a brutal dictator, but I kept gas prices under two dollars"



Is it bad I found those two the funniest?
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April 30th, 2008   Post 4
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Hahahaha!!!
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