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October 2nd, 2008   Post 1
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Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Camp

"Let's practice your bewildered silence"

"Can you try saying 'Yes' instead of 'You betcha'?"

"Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"

"Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care"

"We're screwed!"

"Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"

"We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30"

"Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"

"John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van"

"Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"
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October 2nd, 2008   Post 2
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epic!
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October 3rd, 2008   Post 3
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Very nice.
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October 3rd, 2008   Post 4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel

"John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van"


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Last edited by 5.56X45mm; October 10th, 2008 at 09:13.
 
October 8th, 2008   Post 5
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Quote:
"Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"
Priceless, and probably a lot more funny!
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