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March 18th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Things Overheard At The New York City St. Patrick's Day Parade


Top Ten Things Overheard At The New York City St. Patrick's Day Parade

"Is that green beer or New York City tap water?"

"50,000 people. 200,000 beers. One bathroom"

"Put your shirt on, Mr. McGreevey -- this isn't the Gay Pride Parade"

"When are they going to clean up the garbage from New Year's Eve?"

"Some guy just tried to sell me a bag of primo Mexican 'four leaf clover'"

"Larry!!!"

"Wanna grab a beer at O'sama's?"

"No number 3 -- writer out drinking"

"Letterman's wearing his green hairpiece"

"That's not a leprechaun, it's Mayor Bloomberg"
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March 18th, 2008   Post 2
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Nice....LOL
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March 19th, 2008   Post 3
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Number 3 strikes me as being absolutely typical.

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March 20th, 2008   Post 4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by senojekips
Number 3 strikes me as being absolutely typical.



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March 20th, 2008   Post 5
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"50,000 people. 200,000 beers. One bathroom"
Amen, ain't that the truth.
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March 21st, 2008   Post 6
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"Hi Seamus, -why are you wearing just one glove?"

Well - I listened to the weather forecast before setting out, and it said 'Today will be hot - but on the other hand..............
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