Topic: Top Ten Things Overheard on George W. Bush's Trip to The Middle East

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January 25th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Things Overheard on George W. Bush's Trip to The Middle East


"Where can I buy one of them flying carpets?"

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, it's me, the guy who rammed democracy down your throats"

"Is the war over yet?"

"I know your name's Mahmoud, but I'm gonna call you 'Manny'"

"Gas up Air Force One -- W. wants to go to Reno"

"Tell Cheney he doesn't have to call me every time he has a heart attack"

"I wonder if Jackoway hammered out that interim agreement with Hamas"

"That's not a kitty, sir, it's a Sphinx"

"It's nice to finally put a face to the devastation I've created"

"My next stop -- the Middle West!"
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January 25th, 2008   Post 2
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LOL...........
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January 30th, 2008   Post 3
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"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, it's me, the guy who rammed democracy down your throats"

That's rich.
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