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Topic: Top Ten Things Overheard During The Pope's Visit To New York City |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Things Overheard During The Pope's Visit To New York CityTop Ten Things Overheard During The Pope's Visit To New York City "Sir, when did you realize your Popemobile was missing?" "Hey, pal, take off the hat" "He looks a lot Popier in person" "Tell you what, since you're the Pope, you can have the Rolex for $20" "Thank you, Heavenly Father, for letting me survive that cab ride" "He wants a tour of all the places they whacked guys on 'The Sopranos'" "Relax, the Virgin Megastore isn't what it sounds like" "I don't care who he is -- he can wait in line for his vanilla latte like the rest of us" "No joke -- I just saw the Pope and two rabbis walk into a bar" "Wanna perform a miracle? Help the Knicks win a game"
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| Forum Brat | Virgin Megastore.....Hahahaha!!!!
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| MilForum Bad Apple | yea what a great one
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| Caesar | "I don't care who he is -- he can wait in line for his vanilla latte like the rest of us" HAHAHAHAHA.... you NEVER come between a man/women and their coffee.
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | My daddy said the Pope is just a man with a really fancy hat who rides in a fishbowl.
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| Forum Health Inspector | Classic. Mine would have been: "Your Holiness, do you know how much you made life hell for me this week?" (Spent the entire week preparing mission briefs on this guy.)
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Hahahaha!!!!
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