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April 19th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Things Overheard During The Pope's Visit To New York City


Top Ten Things Overheard During The Pope's Visit To New York City

"Sir, when did you realize your Popemobile was missing?"

"Hey, pal, take off the hat"

"He looks a lot Popier in person"

"Tell you what, since you're the Pope, you can have the Rolex for $20"

"Thank you, Heavenly Father, for letting me survive that cab ride"

"He wants a tour of all the places they whacked guys on 'The Sopranos'"

"Relax, the Virgin Megastore isn't what it sounds like"

"I don't care who he is -- he can wait in line for his vanilla latte like the rest of us"

"No joke -- I just saw the Pope and two rabbis walk into a bar"

"Wanna perform a miracle? Help the Knicks win a game"
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April 20th, 2008   Post 2
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Virgin Megastore.....Hahahaha!!!!
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April 21st, 2008   Post 3
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yea what a great one
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April 21st, 2008   Post 4
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"I don't care who he is -- he can wait in line for his vanilla latte like the rest of us"


HAHAHAHAHA.... you NEVER come between a man/women and their coffee.
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April 21st, 2008   Post 5
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My daddy said the Pope is just a man with a really fancy hat who rides in a fishbowl.
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April 23rd, 2008   Post 6
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Classic. Mine would have been: "Your Holiness, do you know how much you made life hell for me this week?" (Spent the entire week preparing mission briefs on this guy.)
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April 23rd, 2008   Post 7
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Hahahaha!!!!
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