"Here to sing the national anthem, global warming genius Al Gore"

"It's minus 3 degrees, but it's a dry cold"

"Eli's hands are frozen to the center's ass"

"Packers tight end looks suspiciously like a polar bear"

"I'm glad I spent the extra money on the fleece-lined cheese hat"

"The referees will be officiating the second half from the hotel"

"Screw the game, let's keep huddling"

"No number 3 -- writer got frostbite in Green Bay"

"It's still warmer than the Ed Sullivan Theater"

"Is that the temperature or Bush's approval rating?"

Hehehe Nice.