Topic: Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip

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October 31st, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip


Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip




10 "Has everyone updated their will?"

9 "The crisp air is giving me goose bumps -- no, wait, it's another heart attack"

8 "This can't end well"

7 "My pacemaker also makes bird calls"

6 "I want that quail taken alive -- let's find out what the son of a bitch knows"

5 "Bush was supposed to come, but his father got him out of it"

4 "Condi, grab a shotgun and go get yourself a man"

3 No number 3 -- writers making picket signs for upcoming strike

2 "You shoot one old guy in the face, avoid talking to authorities, delay taking a blood-alcohol test and you're labeled a bad guy"

1 "Duck!"
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October 31st, 2007   Post 2
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Those were good
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October 31st, 2007   Post 3
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Those are awesome!
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