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Topic: Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting TripTop Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip 10 "Has everyone updated their will?" 9 "The crisp air is giving me goose bumps -- no, wait, it's another heart attack" 8 "This can't end well" 7 "My pacemaker also makes bird calls" 6 "I want that quail taken alive -- let's find out what the son of a bitch knows" 5 "Bush was supposed to come, but his father got him out of it" 4 "Condi, grab a shotgun and go get yourself a man" 3 No number 3 -- writers making picket signs for upcoming strike 2 "You shoot one old guy in the face, avoid talking to authorities, delay taking a blood-alcohol test and you're labeled a bad guy" 1 "Duck!"
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| Caesar | Those were good
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| Forum Brat | Those are awesome!
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