Top Ten Things Overheard At The Democratic National Convention

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August 28th, 2008   #1
Team Infidel
 
 

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Top Ten Things Overheard At The Democratic National Convention

"Check it out -- Bill Clinton and John Edwards are hitting on the same woman"

"The decorations are made from 'John Kerry 2004' bumper stickers"

"I think the Chinese delegates are underage"

"No, Mr. President, you belong at the Republican convention"

"Senator Biden, do you think you'll shoot an old guy in the face?"

"Shut up! I'm trying to listen to Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle"

No number 4 -- writer at screening of "The House Bunny"

"Coming up next, a look at Democratic candidates' greatest concession speeches"

"Yes, at midnight they're going to tase Andy Dick"

"Hey, it's a giant Al Gore balloon! Oh, wait. That's Al Gore"


 
August 28th, 2008   #2
Sevens
 
 
Nice...LOL


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
August 28th, 2008   #3
The Other Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel

"No, Mr. President, you belong at the Republican convention"
This says it all.


I'm the bleeding heart liberal your mother warned you about.
 
August 29th, 2008   #4
tomtom22
 
 
Hahaha!!!


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August 31st, 2008   #5
Rob Henderson
 
 
Hahaha. Good stuff.
 
August 31st, 2008   #6
justin1552
 
 
First one and the last two were the best.


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