Topic: Top Ten Things Goose Gossage Can Say Now That He's Been Elected to the Baseball Hall | |
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Topic: Top Ten Things Goose Gossage Can Say Now That He's Been Elected to the Baseball Hall | |
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January 25th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Things Goose Gossage Can Say Now That He's Been Elected to the Baseball Hall"Today's contracts are ridiculous -- the most I made in a season: 800 bucks" "I traded my 1978 'Rolaids Reliever of the Year' award for a banjo" "My real name is Goose Gossagestein" "This facial hair makes me look cool. Letterman's made him look like a drifter" "I'm retired, but I still wear a cup" "In 1979, I recorded the novelty single, 'Disco Goose'" "Now maybe my neighbor will shut up about his bowling trophies" "To psych myself up for a game, I'd listen to the soundtrack of 'My Fair Lady'" "After recording the last out of the 1978 Yankees-Red Sox playoff, I kissed Bucky Dent on the mouth" "The only thing I ever tested positive for was being a flame-throwin' sum'bitch"
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January 25th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Very nice. 
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