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June 28th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The BeachTop Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At The Beach "You're going to have to put on a top - oh, sorry, sir" "Forget about sharks, I thought I saw a tomato in the water" "Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" (could happen) "We're out of mayo; use the Coppertone" "Wow, that lifeguard can really put away the gin" "The water? It's about eleven miles that way" "I know you're not drowning, but would you like mouth-to-mouth anyway?" "Giant squid! Run for your lives!" "Are you here for the Al Qaeda summer picnic?" "Now where did I bury Grandpa?"
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June 28th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | "Due to the mortgage crisis, we're foreclosing your sandcastle" (could happen) hahahahaha The landowners might kill you because they're afraid it'll bring down the value of their property.
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June 28th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Funny!! 
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June 28th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahaha!!!
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June 30th, 2008
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| Caesar | lol... those were great!
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