Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin presented by residents of Wasilla, Alaska

Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain "grandpa"
Interior Designer, May-Lynn Pauling

She stole that sexy librarian look from me
Grasshopper Aviation Pilot, Dave Glenn

Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown
General Manager of a Mexican Restaurant, Jerry Ochoa

Does great impression of Tina Fey
Banker and Race Car Driver, Erika Bills

Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky
Private Music Teacher, Ana Hartman

Working on "Knight Rider" spin-off about a talking snowmobile
Virtual Golf-Shooting Range Owner, Calvin Culverwell

Favorite book? "Late Show Fun Facts" -- available at fine stores everywhere
Flight Paramedic, Steven Heyano

Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull
Dental Hygenist, Kathy McCone

To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes
Deputy Mayor and Chiropractor, Kris Larson

Only person I know who's not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney
From the Wasilla Chamber of Commerce, Lyn Carden

Nice. LOL

Good ones, all of them.

Hehehehehahahaha. Awesome.