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May 2nd, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Surprising Facts About Barack Obama


Top Ten Surprising Facts About Barack Obama
(delivered by Barack Obama)


My first act as president will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on "The Hills"

In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich

When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with, "I'm Barack Obama and I approved this message"

Throughout high school, I was consistently voted "Barackiest"

Earlier today I bowled a 39

I have canceled all my appearances the day the "Sex and The City" movie opens

It's the birth place of Fred Astaire (Sorry, that's a surprising fun fact about Omaha)

We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John

This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?

I have not slept since October
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May 2nd, 2008   Post 2
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Hahahahaha!!!
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May 2nd, 2008   Post 3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich
So that's how he got those three votes...
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May 3rd, 2008   Post 4
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LOL........
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