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October 12th, 2007   Post 1
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Top Ten Surprises In Yesterday's Republican Debate

10.McCain answered all questions with his sock puppet friend "Carl"
9. Debate was held at Chi-Chi's in Dearborn
8. The part where Giuliani slugged an audience member was odd
7. Mitt Romney proposed a big tax cut for guys named "Mitt" -- that's crazy -- who's ever heard of such a thing?
6. Candidates greeted each other with long, passionate kiss
5. No number 5 -- writer seeing hilarious remake of "The Heartbreak Kid" in theatres now
4. Tom Tancredo admitted even he doesn't know who the hell he is
3. Eddie Brill claimed the audience was one-third foreigners
2. Wayne Newton was voted off
1. Time limit enforced by Cheney with a shotgun
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October 12th, 2007   Post 2
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lol funny...........but I am republican
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October 12th, 2007   Post 3
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^^^sucker!
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October 12th, 2007   Post 4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Peddler
lol funny...........but I am republican

Same here. But still funny. LOL
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October 13th, 2007   Post 5
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Never, never, argue with VP Cheney while he's packin'.
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