Topic: Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation | |
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March 13th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's ResignationTop Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer's Resignation Entered to the sounds of Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" Opening line: "Are you a cop?" Spent two minutes seductively stroking the microphone Reaffirmed his policy of "Bro's before Ho's" His decision not to wear pants Admitted he also once made out with former Governor Pataki Credited downfall to fast-paced lifestyle of Albany He was kinda pitchy, dawg Said he thought the Emperor's Club was a Chinese restaurant When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, "Believe me, he doesn't need an hour"
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March 13th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | HAHAHaHaHa
__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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March 15th, 2008
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__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. | |
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