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Topic: Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential Debate |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential DebateTop Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential Debate It's a town hall debate, but the town is in a mountainous region of Pakistan Tom Brokaw leaves early to catch 9:15 showing of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" Topics fall into the categories "Domestic policy," "Foreign policy," and "Burt Reynolds films of the '70s" Keep arguing about who has more friends on Facebook Candidate says, "Why you hatin'?" Other responds, "Why you buggin'?" It's covered by CBS, NBC, ABC, and the Howard 100 News team Candidates ignore questions and gossip about which Senate pages are sluts The yodeling competition Disproportionate amount of questions about "The Hills" It's 90 minutes of folksy phrases and winking
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I think a yodeling competition would be good in the debate. Imaging how funny that would be! Obama has probably never heard a yodel, and McCain is way to old to do it. That'd be fun!
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | hahahahaha!!!
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| Forum Brat | Nice list!!!
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