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October 8th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential Debate


Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Presidential Debate

It's a town hall debate, but the town is in a mountainous region of Pakistan

Tom Brokaw leaves early to catch 9:15 showing of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"

Topics fall into the categories "Domestic policy," "Foreign policy," and "Burt Reynolds films of the '70s"

Keep arguing about who has more friends on Facebook

Candidate says, "Why you hatin'?" Other responds, "Why you buggin'?"

It's covered by CBS, NBC, ABC, and the Howard 100 News team

Candidates ignore questions and gossip about which Senate pages are sluts

The yodeling competition

Disproportionate amount of questions about "The Hills"

It's 90 minutes of folksy phrases and winking
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October 8th, 2008   Post 2
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I think a yodeling competition would be good in the debate. Imaging how funny that would be! Obama has probably never heard a yodel, and McCain is way to old to do it. That'd be fun!
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October 8th, 2008   Post 3
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hahahahaha!!!
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October 9th, 2008   Post 4
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Nice list!!!
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