Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much NCAA Basketball

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March 27th, 2008   #1
Team Infidel
 
 

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Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much NCAA Basketball

At dinner party, you make guests tip off for every pork chop

You got a tattoo of Jim Nantz where a tattoo of Jim Nantz shouldn't be

You name your child "Gonzaga"

Just checked into rehab to kick $500-a-day nacho cheese addiction

Got a 35-second shot clock in your bedroom -- it's an oldie but a goodie, folks

Constantly asking, "What would Michigan State coach Tom Izzo do?"

Snack plus lack of activity equals sweet sixteen chins

You're so caught up in basketball, you don't even care that "The Hills" Audrina is about to go on her first date since breaking up with Justin Bobby

Kick everyone's ass in Scrabble by putting "Krzyzewski" on triple word score

You'll watch anything leathery and orange on CBS -- even Letterman


 
March 28th, 2008   #2
Sevens
 
 
Yeah. So what's your point?


Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine.
 
July 4th, 2008   #3
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahaha!!!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
 
March 24th, 2009   #4
istealfreefood
 
 
whoops, its happening to me again!


You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens
Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona
 
March 24th, 2009   #5
AB_Shorts_Momma
 
 
Is it April yet??? LOL


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