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March 27th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much NCAA Basketball


Top Ten Signs You're Watching Too Much NCAA Basketball

At dinner party, you make guests tip off for every pork chop

You got a tattoo of Jim Nantz where a tattoo of Jim Nantz shouldn't be

You name your child "Gonzaga"

Just checked into rehab to kick $500-a-day nacho cheese addiction

Got a 35-second shot clock in your bedroom -- it's an oldie but a goodie, folks

Constantly asking, "What would Michigan State coach Tom Izzo do?"

Snack plus lack of activity equals sweet sixteen chins

You're so caught up in basketball, you don't even care that "The Hills" Audrina is about to go on her first date since breaking up with Justin Bobby

Kick everyone's ass in Scrabble by putting "Krzyzewski" on triple word score

You'll watch anything leathery and orange on CBS -- even Letterman
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March 28th, 2008   Post 2
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Yeah. So what's your point?
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July 4th, 2008   Post 3
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Hahahaha!!!
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March 24th, 2009   Post 4
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whoops, its happening to me again!
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March 24th, 2009   Post 5
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Is it April yet??? LOL
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