TV reporters seem to be using the word "dude" a lot

Because of the writers strike, they show reruns of the Reagan-Mondale election

Exit polling question: "Did you have trouble finding the exit?"

Three candidates each received 50% of the votes

Top half of screen shows election coverage, bottom half is "American Gladiators"

Pundit says it's looking unlikely Bush will be re-elected

It's 3 hours of Dog the Bounty Hunter yelling racial slurs

Correspondent spends most of the evening hitting on Kucinich's hot wife

Wolf Blitzer wanders on set screaming, "Top story -- daddy's drunk!"

Still haven't projected winner from Iowa

I think that election coverage would actually be pretty entertaining.