Topic: Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Monster Movie

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January 25th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Monster Movie


Monster comes to New York, takes in a matinee of "Jersey Boys" and leaves

He doesn't eat people -- he just licks them

It's two hours of the creature writing his bucket list

It tortures people by showing slides from his trip to the Poconos

The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days

It's entitled "Phantom of the Oprah"

The beast with a disfigured face? Joan Rivers

Monster's main tactic is to refuse to negotiate with the Writers Guild

Werewolf looks like this (photo: Dave with beard)

After taunting city for hours, tearful monster is led away by Dr. Phil
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January 25th, 2008   Post 2
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Bonus: Its called Cloverfield. That movie sucked.
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January 25th, 2008   Post 3
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The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days

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