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Topic: Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Monster Movie |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Monster MovieMonster comes to New York, takes in a matinee of "Jersey Boys" and leaves He doesn't eat people -- he just licks them It's two hours of the creature writing his bucket list It tortures people by showing slides from his trip to the Poconos The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days It's entitled "Phantom of the Oprah" The beast with a disfigured face? Joan Rivers Monster's main tactic is to refuse to negotiate with the Writers Guild Werewolf looks like this (photo: Dave with beard) After taunting city for hours, tearful monster is led away by Dr. Phil
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| Forum Brat | Bonus: Its called Cloverfield. That movie sucked.
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| No Chance Outside | The monster shows up and FEMA doesn't send help for three days HAHHAHAHAHHAA
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