Topic: Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win "American Idol" | |
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May 27th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win "American Idol"Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win "American Idol" Judges harshly critique your performance before you sing Most of the votes you received? Wrong numbers When you sing, that thing on Amy Winehouse's head starts yelping Producers refuse to tell you where the finale is being held Even Dick Cheney thinks what you do is cruel and inhumane While talking to Ryan Seacrest, you nervously yell, "No deal, Howie!" Every time you hit a high note, your pants fall down No number 3 -- writer playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox -- promises jokes tomorrow Even Hillary admits you have no chance You're so desperate, you skipped Paula and slept with Randy
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May 27th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahaha!!!
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May 28th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Ouch.......
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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May 28th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Funny jokes, but too many people care about that stupid show and it's spin-offs.
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