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October 16th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win a Nobel Prize


10 You put all your money on the Mets

9 Only thing you ever won was a rib eating contest

8 You spent 3 years trying to prove the formula: macaroni + cheese = delicious!

7 The only "A" on your report card was when your teacher called you "A moron"

6 You graduated from Harvard, but it's the Harvard in Mexico

5 When watching "Jeopardy!" you answer every questions with, "Who is Larry Hagman?"

4 Every time you see an airplane you scream, "Run for your lives -- giant metal bird"

3 Devoted your life to studying global cooling

2 You're known for invading Iraq without an exit strategy

1 You're on Letterman playing with a bunch of spring snakes
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October 16th, 2007   Post 2
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lol.........
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October 16th, 2007   Post 3
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those were funny, specially the last one..lol
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October 16th, 2007   Post 4
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I'm going to use #4.
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October 17th, 2007   Post 5
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Looooooooooooooove number 7.
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October 17th, 2007   Post 6
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Originally Posted by bulldogg
I'm going to use #4.
Sadly...I see you...LOL
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October 17th, 2007   Post 7
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#2 hits home...
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