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Topic: Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win a Nobel Prize |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win a Nobel Prize10 You put all your money on the Mets 9 Only thing you ever won was a rib eating contest 8 You spent 3 years trying to prove the formula: macaroni + cheese = delicious! 7 The only "A" on your report card was when your teacher called you "A moron" 6 You graduated from Harvard, but it's the Harvard in Mexico 5 When watching "Jeopardy!" you answer every questions with, "Who is Larry Hagman?" 4 Every time you see an airplane you scream, "Run for your lives -- giant metal bird" 3 Devoted your life to studying global cooling 2 You're known for invading Iraq without an exit strategy 1 You're on Letterman playing with a bunch of spring snakes
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| Milforum Cowgirl | lol.........
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| Caesar | those were funny, specially the last one..lol
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| Milforum's Bouncer | I'm going to use #4.
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| Forum Brat | Looooooooooooooove number 7.
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| Milforum Idol | Quote:
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| Spam King | #2 hits home...
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