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June 14th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with the Incredible Hulk


Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with the Incredible Hulk


Someone sent her flowers with a note reading, "Me have good time last night"

She comes home late smelling "hulky"

Your kids are green

You find room service bill for one nicoise salad and 7 pounds of raw meat

She's also seeing Spider-Man, Iron Man and three of the Fantastic Four

You find credit card receipt from "Big & Tall & Green Man"

She upgraded your king size bed to "hulk size"

You turn green from food poisoning -- she sobs because you remind her of somebody

She's been seen with a gigantic, inarticulate beast, but it ain't Arnold Schwarzenegger

After sex, always complaining you're not exactly "incredible"
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June 14th, 2008   Post 2
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LOL......
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June 14th, 2008   Post 3
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Pretty quite funny...
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June 15th, 2008   Post 4
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She's also seeing Spider-Man, Iron Man and three of the Fantastic Four
Sweet!... That means she plays for both teams... (Human Torch, Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman).
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