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June 11th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs Your Weathercaster is NutsTop Ten Signs Your Weathercaster is Nuts Urges people to drink plenty of sunscreen Only shows clouds that look like Jessica Alba Can't stop eating them contaminated tomatoes He's curled up on the floor meowing like a kitty Changes 3 H's from "hazy, hot and humid" to "hookers, hookers, hookers" Says the heat wave will continue until government gives him $10 million and a helicopter to Mexico Tells viewers the storm left town faster than his slutty ex-wife His predictions are about as reliable as George W. Bush (OMG, did you hear what Letterman said?!?!?!?!?) Keeps cool by doing tequila shots off the sports guy's stomach Reads forecast with his doppler hanging out
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June 11th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | Says the heat wave will continue until government gives him $10 million and a helicopter to Mexico WUAHHAHAHA hand it over.
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June 11th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Nice......
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June 12th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Of course you all know that being a weathercaster is the only job you can be wrong at day after day and still get to keep your job.
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June 13th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | ain't completely true but close enough. hehe. |
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