Top Ten
10. Clubhouse pep-talk from Larry David has left team nervous and insecure
9. Manager leaves after seventh inning to beat the traffic
8. Players frequently miss at-bats because they're in line for beer
7. You're leading the league in bypasses
6. Your first baseman is actually named "Who" (Just think of the confusion)
5. Team is on Letterman parallel parking
4. Team falls behind during the National Anthem
3. Insert New York Mets joke here
2. Only pre-game stretching comes in the form of a "wide bathroom stance"
1. Arrive in Anaheim -- game is in Philadelphia

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