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Topic: Top Ten Signs Your Presidential Campaign is in Trouble |
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs Your Presidential Campaign is in TroubleWhen asked what you'd do about Iraq, you say, "Do I Rock?" You're often described as "John Kerry without Charisma" Many of your supporters have been hospitalized because you ordered your campaign buttons from China You've been running negative ads about yourself Only Endorsement you've received was from "Burrito Afficionado" magazine When reporting caucus results, media refers to you as "Other" "Meet the Press" appearance turns ugly when you put Tim Russert in a headlock Budget director blew most of your campaign funds betting on the Knicks You've primarily been campaigning in Canada You often ask, "What would George W. Bush do?"
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| Caesar | lol ...very good
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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| Forum Brat | Very nice!!!
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations | |
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| Spam King | the top sign is if he's Dennis Kucinich.
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