Topic: Top Ten Signs Your Presidential Campaign is in Trouble

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January 25th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs Your Presidential Campaign is in Trouble


When asked what you'd do about Iraq, you say, "Do I Rock?"

You're often described as "John Kerry without Charisma"

Many of your supporters have been hospitalized because you ordered your campaign buttons from China

You've been running negative ads about yourself

Only Endorsement you've received was from "Burrito Afficionado" magazine

When reporting caucus results, media refers to you as "Other"

"Meet the Press" appearance turns ugly when you put Tim Russert in a headlock

Budget director blew most of your campaign funds betting on the Knicks

You've primarily been campaigning in Canada

You often ask, "What would George W. Bush do?"
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January 25th, 2008   Post 2
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lol ...very good
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January 25th, 2008   Post 3
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Very nice!!!
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January 25th, 2008   Post 4
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Quote:
John Kerry without Charisma
Best one.
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January 26th, 2008   Post 5
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the top sign is if he's Dennis Kucinich.
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