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June 7th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an AlienTop Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an Alien Eats Domino's delivery guy and tips the pizza Complains about the rising cost of filling his flying saucer with dilithium crystals Uses two hands to mow the lawn, and other two hands to wash the car -- boing! You say, "Morning, Bill!" He says, "Morning, puny little earth man" He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from? In the class photo, his kids are the ones with the tentacles When a rerun of "Mork & Mindy" is on, he sneers, "That guy's not from Ork" Says, "We had a great weekend on Venus -- I mean, Vegas" He drives a 2011 Toyota Corolla He's bald, gray and creepy, but he's not Dick Cheney
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June 7th, 2008
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| Optio  |  "He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from? " I have never seen one, do I qualify? If I am an alien, do I get deported? BORN IN THE U.S.A.  Lonnie Courtney Clay |
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June 7th, 2008
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| Spam King | Quote:
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June 7th, 2008
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| Optio | Or Uranus?  Lonnie Courtney Clay |
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June 7th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | I've never seen an episode of the stupid show either. Oh well. Nice list.
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June 8th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | It's a crap show that I have not been able to watch for more than two minutes without falling asleep.
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June 8th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!! I will never admit to seeing that show, Never!
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June 8th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | I did to better understand the female mind. I concluded that there is no understanding but filtering and ignoring.  |
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