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March 19th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Is Too FatTop Ten Signs Your Monkey Is Too Fat Tried to swing from a vine and brought down the entire tree Only eats bananas smothered in nacho cheese and butter When wearing a baseball cap, is often mistaken for Michael Moore He knows 26 words, all of them Baskin-Robbins flavors Last Halloween, put on a pair of earrings and went as Kirstie Alley Kids keep yelling, "There's a hippo in the monkey house!" Can no longer get around to solve crimes with his obsessive-compulsive behavior -- Sorry, that's a sign "Monk" is too fat. Watch new episodes of "Monk" on the USA network this summer! At department stores, has to shop in the Husky Monkey section He's used as the "Before" picture in all those monkey diet pill ads Bill Clinton just hit that
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March 19th, 2008
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| God of Scones | The main question is, have you touched your monkey today? (SNL reference)
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| Caesar | Quote:
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March 19th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Nice list. 
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March 20th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Somethings you really don't want to know.
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