Topic: Top Ten Signs Your Film Is Not Going To Be Winning An Academy Award | |
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February 23rd, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs Your Film Is Not Going To Be Winning An Academy AwardTop Ten Signs Your Film Is Not Going To Be Winning An Academy Award It's 90 minutes of credits Plot involves Matthew McConaughey's death-defying quest to find a shirt It was directed by Steven Spielbaum Awkward 20-minute part where actor has hiccoughs To save money on special effects, film's monsters are stunt guys in green ping pong ball covered leotards During movie, you hear sound guy grumble, "Oh, come on" No number 4 -- writer still stuck on JetBlue flight -- still a reference, people Only honor it received was "Most Graphic Depiction of Raccoon Sex" There's never been a Best Picture with "Hottie" or "Nottie" in the title It was rated H.C.T.S. for "Holy Crap, This Sucks"
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February 24th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Not up to your usual standards, TI
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February 24th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | I do like Number One, though. I've seen lots of movies that should've been rated H.C.T.S. 
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