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November 3rd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs Your Dog Hates YouTop Ten Signs Your Dog Hates You 10 You tell him to "sit" and he tells you to "eat it" 9 Only time he kisses you is after he drinks from the toilet 8 His favorite chew toy is your iPhone 7 Leaves a dead bird in your slipper with note reading "You're next" 6 Convinces Leona Helmsley's dog to evict you from your apartment 5 You dragged him all the way to New York City to perform some dumb trick on the Late Show 4 He gnawed a soup bone into a shiv 3 No number 3 -- writer shot by his dog 2 Leaves you to go live with Michael Vick 1 He paid Bob Barker $100 to neuter you
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