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March 15th, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs Your College Basketball Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Tourney


Top Ten Signs Your College Basketball Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament

When team makes a basket, everyone hugs and squeels, "Yipee!"

Players look like the fat guy from "Lost"

Coach keeps pronouncing NCAA "NICKAHHHHH"

Before hitting the court, team eats lovely meal of fettuccine alfredo

They spend timeouts discussing who will win "American Idol"

Team let shot clock expire because they enjoy the buzz

School's mascot is a giant asthma inhaler

Players regularly leave the game early to beat traffic

Point guard is leading the league in hernias

They score less than Eliot Spitzer
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March 15th, 2008   Post 2
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haha....




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March 15th, 2008   Post 3
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March 16th, 2008   Post 4
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well, my team's making it. Go Heels Go! UNC baby!
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March 16th, 2008   Post 5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by istealfreefood
well, my team's making it. Go Heels Go! UNC baby!
Dang right they are!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!



And number one is the best one.
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