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Topic: Top Ten Signs Your College Basketball Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Tourney |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs Your College Basketball Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA TourneyTop Ten Signs Your College Basketball Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament When team makes a basket, everyone hugs and squeels, "Yipee!" Players look like the fat guy from "Lost" Coach keeps pronouncing NCAA "NICKAHHHHH" Before hitting the court, team eats lovely meal of fettuccine alfredo They spend timeouts discussing who will win "American Idol" Team let shot clock expire because they enjoy the buzz School's mascot is a giant asthma inhaler Players regularly leave the game early to beat traffic Point guard is leading the league in hernias They score less than Eliot Spitzer
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | haha.... .
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| No Chance Outside | hehehehehehre
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | well, my team's making it. Go Heels Go! UNC baby!
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
And number one is the best one.
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