Topic: Top Ten Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker

Missileer · May 26th, 2006

10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".

4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr
President".

And my personal favorite;

1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

tomtom22 · May 26th, 2006

Good one, Missileer!

Rob Henderson · May 29th, 2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Missileer

10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.

9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.

8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".

4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr
President".

And my personal favorite;

1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

Hahahahaha, thats good stuff...

bulldogg · May 29th, 2006

Very good... heehee

C/2nd Lt Robot · May 29th, 2006

-_-, now you're giving away my secrets. *mumbles*

MaKa9 · May 31st, 2006

Nice one missiler

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

May 26th, 2006	Post 1
Missileer Nuclear Duck Hunter Gear	Post; Top Ten Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker 10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000. 9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running. 8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. 7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. 6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work. 5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net". 4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. 3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons. 2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr President". And my personal favorite; 1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!" __________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill

May 26th, 2006	Post 2
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Good one, Missileer! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

May 29th, 2006	Post 4
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Very good... heehee __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

May 29th, 2006	Post 5
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	-_-, now you're giving away my secrets. mumbles __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

May 31st, 2006	Post 6
MaKa9 Centurion Gear	Nice one missiler __________________ -In the grim darkness of a far future, There is only war. __________________________________________

January 7th, 2007	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	that's a good one __________________

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