About Top Ten Signs Your Airline is Cutting Costs
|August 28th, 2008||#1|
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Top Ten Signs Your Airline is Cutting Costs info
During flight they hit you with additional $200 "landing charge"
It's day 4 of your honeymoon and you're still on the tarmac
Plane has a "Hyundai" hood ornament
When you arrive, Hawaii looks suspiciously like Detroit
Inflatable vest replaced with smaller inflatable bow ties
Plane can't take off until you lose 20 pounds
In-flight entertainment: watching two fat guys fight for an armrest
Flight attendants wearing clothes you packed
The pilot -- Andy Dick. Seriously, Andy, we love you and want you to get help!
During the captain's preflight checklist, you hear him say, "close enough"
|August 29th, 2008||#3|
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"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations
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