About Top Ten Signs Your Airline is Cutting Costs
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August 28th, 2008
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| | Top Ten Signs Your Airline is Cutting Costs infoDuring flight they hit you with additional $200 "landing charge" It's day 4 of your honeymoon and you're still on the tarmac Plane has a "Hyundai" hood ornament When you arrive, Hawaii looks suspiciously like Detroit Inflatable vest replaced with smaller inflatable bow ties Plane can't take off until you lose 20 pounds In-flight entertainment: watching two fat guys fight for an armrest Flight attendants wearing clothes you packed The pilot -- Andy Dick. Seriously, Andy, we love you and want you to get help! During the captain's preflight checklist, you hear him say, "close enough" |
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August 28th, 2008
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Even more reason to not fly.  Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine. |
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August 29th, 2008
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Hahaha!!!
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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August 29th, 2008
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hahahahaha
  Anger itself does more harm than the condition which aroused anger. - Samurai maxim |
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August 31st, 2008
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Number one is by FAR the best! Hahahaha.
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August 31st, 2008
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I hate flying...
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August 31st, 2008
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Same. I'd rather swim than fly.
Larynx, Spine Lungs, Liver, Jugular, Subclavian Artery, Kidney, Heart. Now which will be my strike point?  |
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