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February 9th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | Post; Top Ten Signs You Won't Be Winning A GrammyYour CD is used to torture Gitmo detainees Closest you've been to the music industry is when a drunk mistook you for Ruben Studdard You're like Amy Winehouse, only less talented and crazier There is no categroy for Outstanding Tambourine Solo After your songs are downloaded, iTunes e-mails a receipt and an apology Your single is 4 minutes of "Testing one, two..testing one, two, three..." Up against Diddy for "Best Diddy" Band's name: Mike & The Huckabees (We could also have accepted Mitt & The Romneys) Your album just went aluminum -- Hi-ohhhh! Who gives a crap? The Giants kicked Patriot Ass!
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February 9th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
Yeah. So?  Nice list. 
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February 10th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | " Your album just went aluminum -- Hi-ohhhh!" HHAHAHA we really ought to have that for the worst album of the year.
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February 10th, 2008
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| Caesar | Quote:
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February 10th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Hey, Peddler!! We can record that as a duet!!!!! But instead of 4 minutes, let's go for broke and make it 5!!!! |
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February 10th, 2008
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| Caesar | That is a brilliant idea Sevens!!! Also, lets throw in a "testing...one..two...three. FOUR" Just to throw in a little spice! |
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February 10th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll be a hit for sure!!!!!! Before long we'll have to start planning our world tour!!!!!!! We'll call it "The Testing Everyone's Patience Tour" and TI can be our opening act. |
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February 12th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Oh please no, dear God NO!!!!! *Runs and hides in a corner and the assumes the fetal positon while mumbling incoherently.
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