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October 12th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs There's A Ghost In The White House


Top Ten Signs There's A Ghost In The White House

10. White House staffers have sensed a cold presence that's not Condoleeza
9. Rattling chains and agonized screams make the place sound like Gitmo
8. Someone's been reading the intelligence memos
7. Mysterious force keeps pulling Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne's pants down
6. Bush looks scared even when he's not looking at poll numbers
5. Halliburton has offered a $3 billion contract to the Ghost Whisperer
4. Medical documentation proves Cheney's been dead since '96
3. Actually, with Bush on vacation every two weeks, it's like having a ghost in the White House -- am I right, America?
2. Laura saw Saddam Hussein wearing underpants and eating Doritos
1. Mysterious banging and moaning noises in Oval Office, but Bubba ain't there
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October 12th, 2007   Post 2
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Very nice. LOL
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October 14th, 2007   Post 3
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haha.......
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October 14th, 2007   Post 4
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Nice one.
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