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Topic: Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His Hands |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His HandsTop Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His Hands Spends most of the day looking for friends on Facebook Stops by Cheney's office every five minutes to see if he's still alive Calls leaders of foreign countries yelling, "Baba Booey Baba Booey" (Listen to "The Howard Stern Show" exclusively on Sirius Satellite Radio) Sits on the White House lawn and waves at cars The man is a walking encyclopedia on "The Hills" Gives the 3pm White House tour Earlier today, he washed and waxed Air Force One Doing a three-episode stint as a sexy assistant on "How I Met Your Mother" "President is on the Trampoline" isn't Secret Service code, he's actually on the trampoline Finally catching up on unread intelligence memos |
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| Caesar | lol funny
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| God of Scones | you forgot one. Thinks of more ways to butcher the english language. Like strategery.
__________________ The next couple that sits at a stop light and sucks face and ignores their changed light is getting pushed out into oncoming traffic by me. No exceptions. |
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| Fridgeraider (Instructor) | I liked that word... strategery. One of the good things the president did.
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| Forum Brat | LOL.......
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| Chief Engineer ![]() | Hahahahaha!!!
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