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April 22nd, 2008   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His Hands


Top Ten Signs President Bush Has Too Much Time On His Hands


Spends most of the day looking for friends on Facebook

Stops by Cheney's office every five minutes to see if he's still alive

Calls leaders of foreign countries yelling, "Baba Booey Baba Booey" (Listen to "The Howard Stern Show" exclusively on Sirius Satellite Radio)

Sits on the White House lawn and waves at cars

The man is a walking encyclopedia on "The Hills"

Gives the 3pm White House tour

Earlier today, he washed and waxed Air Force One

Doing a three-episode stint as a sexy assistant on "How I Met Your Mother"

"President is on the Trampoline" isn't Secret Service code, he's actually on the trampoline

Finally catching up on unread intelligence memos
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April 22nd, 2008   Post 2
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lol funny
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April 22nd, 2008   Post 3
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you forgot one. Thinks of more ways to butcher the english language. Like strategery.
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April 22nd, 2008   Post 4
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I liked that word... strategery.
One of the good things the president did.
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April 22nd, 2008   Post 5
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LOL.......
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April 23rd, 2008   Post 6
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Hahahahaha!!!
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