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December 7th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Post; Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacationTop ten signs a police partner needs a vacation 1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident. 2. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested. 3. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar. 4. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop." 5. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot. 6. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat. 7. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers. 8. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids. 9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 10. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
__________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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December 7th, 2005
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| Chief Engineer  |  My son-in-law will love this, he's a cop. 
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December 7th, 2005
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| I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!  | Quote:
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December 8th, 2005
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| Centurion | haha good one
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December 8th, 2005
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Best ones yet. I think he'd look good in a collar but lose the vest.
__________________ “War is an ugly thing but not the ugliest of things; the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feelings which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.” —John Stuart Mill |
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December 8th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | great stuff
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November 11th, 2006
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Bump... for luis. |
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November 11th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's pretty good
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November 11th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | That's great!! LOL
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