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January 25th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs A Police Officer Is Too FatTraded his police cruiser for a Good Humor truck On drug busts he's the battering ram Uses powdered sugar to dust for prints Once tasered a guy at McDonald's for skimping on the special sauce He gets winded during roll call Known as "New York's Tubbiest" Decided to join writers' strike just for the free donuts His "nightstick" is a pepperoni -- come on, that's ridiculous! Calls for backup to help him get out of his squad car Looks in the mirror and says, "Ok, break it up"
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January 25th, 2008
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| Caesar | Once tasered a guy at McDonald's for skimping on the special sauce ...best one
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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January 25th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | ^^^ I agree. 
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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