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May 1st, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Post; Top Ten Signs Paula Abdul Needs A VacationTop Ten Signs Paula Abdul Needs A Vacation Calls every contestant "Sanjaya" Last night during a performance, curled up on the stage like a kitty Begins every sentence with, "This may be the gin talking" Simon chews his pen, she eats them like pretzel rods After a song, she asks to buy a vowel All she talks about is Late Show Magician Week starting May 5th! She and five imaginary friends are planning to rob Mick Jagger Barely has the energy to mix prescriptions Hasn't seduced a contestant in weeks Amy Winehouse called her and said, "Dude, you're nuts"
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May 1st, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahaha!!!
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May 2nd, 2008
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| Caesar | lol.........
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May 2nd, 2008
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | LOL. Good ones.
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May 3rd, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Nice!! 
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