Topic: Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Is A Changed Woman

U.S. Cavalry

FAQ/Rules - Search - Military Photo Gallery

  International Military Forums > Jokes and Humor Forums > Other jokes and humor stuff
User Name
Password

 
August 22nd, 2007   Post 1
Team Infidel
Milforums Spamkiller
 
 
Gear



Post; Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Is A Changed Woman


10 -She's seriously thinking about the idea of possibly looking for a job
9 - Has learned the names of nearly half her servants
8 - Has a new catch phrase: "That's unseasonable"
7 - No more pretending to be sober, now pretending to be religious
6 - Proceeds from future sex videos go to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America
5 - Has started dating Shecky
4 - Devoting all free time to tracking down Bin Laden
3 - Instead of putting out sub-par music and cheesy movies, she'll be putting out cheesy music and sub-par movies
2 - Constantly asking herself, "What would Paula Abdul do?"
1 - Well, she's wearing underpants
__________________
 
August 22nd, 2007   Post 2
mmarsh
Tribunus Laticlavius
 
Gear


Funny, I liked #9.
__________________
"My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack." -Foch

I get this question a lot. I am from NYC. I fly a French flag because I work for the Paris Office of a International company.
 
August 22nd, 2007   Post 3
CrazyLilCajun
Milforum Cowgirl
 
 
Gear

LOL.......
__________________
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 



Similar Threads
Top Ten Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker
Top ten signs a police partner needs a vacation
Paris Hilton: I Wasn't Charged With DUI
Paris Hilton Bitten by Pet Kinkajou