Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden is Alive and Well

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August 23rd, 2007   #1
Team Infidel
 
 

Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden is Alive and Well info


10 - FBI has indicted him for funding an illegal goatfighting operation
9 - On recent Al Qaeda audiotape, he says some kind words about Merv Griffin
8 - The new US Weekly has photos of him in a hot tub with Britney
7 - The congratulatory phone call to Barry Bonds
6 - He's booked with Regis and Susan Lucci at Foxwoods Resort & Casino
5 - His MySpace page was updated this morning
4 - Starring in a new series about a bunch of misfits who try to rob Ayman Al-Zawahiri
3 - Al Jazeera reports he's endorsing Mitt Romney for President
2 - Afghanistan moviegoers report a 7-foot bearded guy laughing his nuts off at "Superbad
1 - Seen house hunting in L.A. with wife Posh Bin Laden


 
August 23rd, 2007   #2
bulldogg
 
 
Nice... good to see the Puzzle Palace is keeping tabs on him.


"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
 
August 23rd, 2007   #3
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha.........


"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne
 
August 23rd, 2007   #4
deerslayer
 
 
Sorry, I doubt bin Laden's that tall.


Screwing over bureaucratic organizations, one paper tiger at a time.

Trespassers will be shot and fed to the dogs.
 
August 24th, 2007   #5
Rob Henderson
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by deerslayer
Sorry, I doubt bin Laden's that tall.
They say he's 6'9 or something close to it...
 
August 25th, 2007   #6
deerslayer
 
 
jesus christ, never mind.