Topic: Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden is Alive and Well

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August 23rd, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden is Alive and Well


10 - FBI has indicted him for funding an illegal goatfighting operation
9 - On recent Al Qaeda audiotape, he says some kind words about Merv Griffin
8 - The new US Weekly has photos of him in a hot tub with Britney
7 - The congratulatory phone call to Barry Bonds
6 - He's booked with Regis and Susan Lucci at Foxwoods Resort & Casino
5 - His MySpace page was updated this morning
4 - Starring in a new series about a bunch of misfits who try to rob Ayman Al-Zawahiri
3 - Al Jazeera reports he's endorsing Mitt Romney for President
2 - Afghanistan moviegoers report a 7-foot bearded guy laughing his nuts off at "Superbad
1 - Seen house hunting in L.A. with wife Posh Bin Laden
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August 23rd, 2007   Post 2
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Nice... good to see the Puzzle Palace is keeping tabs on him.
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August 23rd, 2007   Post 3
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haha.........
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August 24th, 2007   Post 4
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Sorry, I doubt bin Laden's that tall.
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August 24th, 2007   Post 5
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Originally Posted by deerslayer
Sorry, I doubt bin Laden's that tall.
They say he's 6'9 or something close to it...
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August 25th, 2007   Post 6
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jesus christ, never mind.